3% body fat. 1% brain activity.
6.2
89 min
Clear the runway for Derek Zoolander, VH1's three-time male model of the year. His face falls when hippie-chic Hansel scooters in to steal this year's award. The evil fashion guru Mugatu seizes the opportunity to turn Derek into a killing machine. It's a well-designed conspiracy and only with the help of Hansel and a few well-chosen accessories like Matilda can Derek make the world safe for male models everywhere.
Name | Character | Team | |
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Ben Stiller | Derek Zoolander | The Free Refills |
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Owen Wilson | Hansel | Unowned |
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Christine Taylor | Matilda Jeffries | Unowned |
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Will Ferrell | Mugatu | Goutbreak |
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Milla Jovovich | Katinka | Unowned |
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Jerry Stiller | Maury Ballstein | Unowned |
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David Duchovny | J.P. Prewitt | Unowned |
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Jon Voight | Larry Zoolander | Unowned |
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Judah Friedlander | Scrappy Zoolander | Unowned |
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Nathan Lee Graham | Todd | Unowned |
Alexandre Manning | Brint | Unowned | |
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Asio Highsmith | Rufus | Unowned |
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Alexander Skarsgård | Meekus | Zac E. Chan |
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Donald Trump | Donald Trump | Unowned |
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Christian Slater | Christian Slater | Unowned |
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Tom Ford | Tom Ford | Unowned |
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Cuba Gooding Jr. | Cuba Gooding Jr. | Hangin with Mr. Cooper |
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Steve Kmetko | Steve Kmetko | Unowned |
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Tommy Hilfiger | Tommy Hilfiger | Unowned |
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Natalie Portman | Natalie Portman | Zac E. Chan |
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Fabio | Fabio | Unowned |
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Lenny Kravitz | Lenny Kravitz | Unowned |
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Gwen Stefani | Gwen Stefani | Unowned |
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Heidi Klum | Heidi Klum | Unowned |
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Mark Ronson | Mark Ronson | Unowned |
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Paris Hilton | Paris Hilton | Unowned |
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David Bowie | David Bowie | Unowned |
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Tyson Beckford | Tyson Beckford | Unowned |
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Fred Durst | Fred Durst | Unowned |
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Lance Bass | Lance Bass | Unowned |
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Lil' Kim | Lil' Kim | Unowned |
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Garry Shandling | Garry Shandling | Unowned |
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Stephen Dorff | Stephen Dorff | Unowned |
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Sandra Bernhard | Sandra Bernhard | Unowned |
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Claudia Schiffer | Claudia Schiffer | Unowned |
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Veronica Webb | Veronica Webb | Unowned |
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Lukas Haas | Lukas Haas | Calvin and Nobbs |
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Carmen Kass | Carmen Kass | Unowned |
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Frankie Rayder | Frankie Rayder | Unowned |
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Matt Levin | Archie | Unowned |
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Justin Theroux | Evil DJ | Unowned |
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Andy Dick | Olga the Masseuse | Unowned |
Woodrow Asai | Prime Minister of Malaysia | Unowned | |
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Andrew Wilson | Hansel's Corner Guy | Unowned |
Vikram Chatwal | Hansel's Posse | Unowned | |
Kashana | Hansel's Posse | Unowned | |
Jonah Luber | Hansel's Posse | Unowned | |
Michael McAlpin | Hansel's Posse | Unowned | |
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Ève Salvail | Hansel's Posse | Unowned |
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Shavo Odadjian | Hansel's Posse | Unowned |
Eliot Johnson | Hansel's Posse | Unowned | |
Richard Gladys | Hansel's Posse | Unowned | |
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Amy Stiller | Hansel's Posse | Unowned |
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John Vargas | Italian Designer | Unowned |
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Jennifer Coolidge | American Designer | The Free Refills |
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Tony Kanal | French Designer | Unowned |
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Endre Hules | German Designer | Unowned |
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Nora Dunn | British Designer | Unowned |
Ric Pipino | Derek's Interview Hairstylist | Unowned | |
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Jerry Stahl | VH1 Reporter | Unowned |
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Jennifer McComb | Mugatu Model | Unowned |
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Johann Urb | Mugatu Bodyguard | Unowned |
Luc Commeret | Mugatu Bodyguard | Unowned | |
Herb Lieberz | Time Magazine Reader | Unowned | |
Zoya | Night Club Door Person | Unowned | |
Colin McNish | Night Club Security | Unowned | |
Darren Copeland | Night Club Security | Unowned | |
Richard Stanley | Night Club Bouncer / Biff | Unowned | |
Shabazz Richardson | Night Club Bouncer / Maurice | Unowned | |
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Rohan Quine | Night Club Bouncer | Unowned |
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Eric Winzenried | Rico | Unowned |
Svetlana | Billy Zane's Date | Unowned | |
Charles Brame | Abraham Lincoln | Unowned | |
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James Marsden | John Wilkes Booth | Unowned |
Rudy Segura | JFK Assassin | Unowned | |
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Randall Slavin | JFK Assassin | Unowned |
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Patton Oswalt | Monkey Photographer | Unowned |
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Irina Pantaeva | Irina | Unowned |
Stan Chu | Sherpa | Unowned | |
Kum Ming Ho | Climber | Unowned | |
Theo Kogan | Cool Tattoo Girl | Unowned | |
Lam Bor | Dalai Lama Guy | Unowned | |
Angel 11:11 | Funky Loft Guest | Unowned | |
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Luther Creek | Funky Loft Guest | Unowned |
Dechen Thurman | Funky Loft Guest | Unowned | |
Kenny Max | Funky Loft Guest | Unowned | |
Kina | Ennui | Unowned | |
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David Pressman | Maori Tribesman | Unowned |
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Godfrey | Janitor Derek | Unowned |
Taj Crown | Janitor Hansel | Unowned | |
Richie Rich | Derelicte Doorman | Unowned | |
King | Derelicte Bouncer | Unowned | |
Frederic Fekkai | Derek's Derelicte Hairstylist | Unowned | |
Kevyn Aucoin | Derek's Derelicte Make-up Artist | Unowned | |
Boris Kachscovsky | Zoolander Center Student | Unowned | |
Mitch Winston | Infomercial Director | Unowned | |
Mason Webb | Derek Jr. | Unowned | |
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Alexa Nikolas | Story Hour Girl | Unowned |
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Victoria Beckham | Victoria Beckham (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Gavin Rossdale | Gavin Rossdale (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Winona Ryder | Winona Ryder (uncredited) | The Free Refills |
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Vince Vaughn | Luke Zoolander (uncredited) | The Free Refills |
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Billy Zane | Billy Zane (uncredited) | The Free Refills |
Amanda Lepore | Amanda Lepore (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Klara Landrat | Model (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Paulo Pascoal | Model (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Anne Meara | Protestor (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Tina Casciani | Model (uncredited) | Unowned |