The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror

Jaymes Thompson
2007-07-13

You can't check in without getting checked out.
3.5
110 min

Helen and Luella are just another typical God-fearing mother and daughter who happen to bake Mincemeat muffins and run a charming if not a bit faded Bed and Breakfast Inn. Or are they? On the eve of the biggest gay party weekend of the year, and having not made advance reservations, five 'couples' find themselves having to make accommodations far from the city. There's Dom and Alex, the 'performers' and Deborah and Gabby, the sophisticated, entrepreneurial 'lipsticks'. There's also Mike and Eric, the upscale 'yuppie' power couple and their annoying 'fag-hag' friend, Lizette. Also checking in are Starr and Brenda, the struggling folk singer and tough-talking tomboy and lastly Rodney and Todd, the sugar daddy and 'personal trainer'. What should have been the biggest gay party weekend of the year quickly turns into every gay and lesbian's worst nightmare!

Cast

Name Character Team
Mari Marks Helen Unowned
Georgia Jean Luella Unowned
Michael Soldier Alex Unowned
Vinny Markus Dom Unowned
Shannon Lee Deborah Unowned
Hilary Bass Starr Unowned
Denise Heller Gabby Unowned
Robert Borzych Eric Unowned
Derek Long Mike Unowned
Lisa Block-Wieser Lizette Unowned
Allie Rivenbark Brenda Unowned
James Tolins Todd Unowned
Jim Polivka Rodney Unowned
Noah Naylor Manfred Unowned
Rachael Lynn Sister mary Marie 1.0 Unowned
Bob "Bobaloo" Koenig Sister Mary Marie 2.0 Unowned
Nora Gaetana Busty Lesbian Unowned
Timothy Kelley Bingo Caller Unowned
Miriel Rust Bingo Player Unowned
Kailee Brynes Bingo Player Unowned
Robert Frye Bingo Player Unowned
Juliet Wright Opening Dancer Unowned