This ain't no game.
4.463
105 min
Mario and Luigi, plumbers from Brooklyn, find themselves in an alternate universe where evolved dinosaurs live in hi-tech squalor. They're the only hope to save our universe from invasion by the dino dictator, Koopa.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Bob Hoskins | Mario Mario | Unowned |
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John Leguizamo | Luigi Mario | Unowned |
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Dennis Hopper | King Koopa | Unowned |
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Samantha Mathis | Daisy | Unowned |
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Fisher Stevens | Iggy | Unowned |
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Richard Edson | Spike | Unowned |
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Fiona Shaw | Lena | Goutbreak |
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Dana Kaminski | Daniella | Unowned |
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Mojo Nixon | Toad | Unowned |
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Gianni Russo | Scapelli | Unowned |
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Francesca P. Roberts | Bertha | Unowned |
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Lance Henriksen | The King | Unowned |
| Sylvia Harman | Old Lady | Unowned | |
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Desiree Marie Velez | Angelica | Unowned |
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Andrea Powell | Brooklyn Girl | Unowned |
| Heather Pendergast | Brooklyn Girl | Unowned | |
| Melanie Salvatore | Brooklyn Girl | Unowned | |
| John Fifer | Goomba Toad | Unowned | |
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Don Lake | Sgt. Simon | Unowned |
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Terry Finn | Hatcheck Girl | Unowned |
| Thomas Merdis | Goomba | Unowned | |
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Michael Harding | Goomba | Unowned |
| Michael Lynch | Goomba | Unowned | |
| Scott Mactavish | Goomba | Unowned | |
| Wallace Merck | Goomba | Unowned | |
| Mona B. Fierro | Nun | Unowned | |
| Karen Brigman | Nun | Unowned | |
| Christi K. Work | Nun | Unowned | |
| Joy Reese | Nun | Unowned | |
| Lucy Alpaugh | Nun | Unowned | |
| Robert D. Raiford | T.V. Announcer | Unowned | |
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Harry S. Murphy | Reporter #1 | Unowned |
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Patt Noday | Reporter #2 | Unowned |
| Robert Lee Edwards | Scapelli Bodyguard | Unowned | |
| Ronald Lou Edwards | Scapelli Bodyguard | Unowned | |
| Matthew Zachary Hopkins | Pizza Delivery Boy | Unowned | |
| Robert Priester | Egon | Unowned | |
| Preston Lane | James | Unowned | |
| Jim Asaki | Japanese Businessman #1 | Unowned | |
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Matt Nikko | Japanese Businessman #2 | Unowned |
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Kevin West | Devo Controller | Unowned |
| Jeffrey Pillars | Devo Technician | Unowned | |
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Frank Welker | Creatures (voice) | Unowned |
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Dan Castellaneta | Narrator (voice) | Unowned |
| Fred Folger | Goomba (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| David Kraus | Singing Waiter (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Ronnie Jay Leipold | Crazed Lunatic (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Alan McCoy | Devo Technician (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Mark Jeffrey Miller | Vendor (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Carlene Moore | Prostitute (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Neil Riddaway | Brooklyn Girl (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Joe West | Archaeology Student (uncredited) | Unowned |