Epic Movie
Aaron Seltzer2007-01-25
We know it's big. We measured.
3.852
85 min
When the Pevensie siblings each follow their own path, they find themselves at Willy's Chocolate Factory. Walking through a wardrobe, they discover the world of Gnarnia, ruled by the White Bitch. Meeting up with characters such as Harry Potter and Captain Jack Swallows, the newly reunited family must team up with Aslo, a wise-but-horny lion to stop the White Bitch's army.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Kal Penn | Edward | Unowned |
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Adam Campbell | Peter | Unowned |
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Jennifer Coolidge | White Bitch | The Free Refills |
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Jayma Mays | Lucy | Unowned |
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Faune Chambers Watkins | Susan | Unowned |
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Crispin Glover | Willy | Unowned |
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Tony Cox | Bink | Unowned |
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Héctor Jiménez | Mr. Tumnus | Unowned |
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Darrell Hammond | Captain Jack Swallows | Unowned |
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Carmen Electra | Mystique | Unowned |
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David Carradine | Museum Curator | Unowned |
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Fred Willard | Aslo | Unowned |
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Kevin McDonald | Harry Potter | Unowned |
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George Alvarez | Ron | Unowned |
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Crista Flanagan | Hermoine | Unowned |
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Dana Seltzer | Flight Attendant | Unowned |
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Dane Farwell | Albus Dumbledore | Unowned |
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Tad Hilgenbrink | Cyclops | Unowned |
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Jim Piddock | Magneto | Unowned |
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Vince Vieluf | Wolverine | Unowned |
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Kahshanna Evans | Storm | Unowned |
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Lindsey Kraft | Rogue | Unowned |
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Jareb Dauplaise | Nacho Libre | Unowned |
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Rico Rodriguez | Chanchito | Unowned |
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Danny Jacobs | Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch | Unowned |
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David Lehre | Ashton Kutcher | Unowned |
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James Walker Sr. | Samuel Jackson | Unowned |
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Tysen Knight | Kanye West | Unowned |
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Alla Petrou | Paris Hilton | Unowned |
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Gregory Jbara | Mel Gibson | Unowned |
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Jill Latiano Howerton | Singing Pirate Girl | Unowned |
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Abe Spigner | Flavor Flav | Unowned |
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Shawn McDonald | P. Diddy Faun | Unowned |
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Lauren Conrad | Lauren Conrad | Unowned |
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Katt Williams | Harry Beaver (voice) | Unowned |
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Nick Steele | Lead Archer | Unowned |
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Brennan Thomas | Woodsman | Unowned |
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David J. Catching | Aslo's Camp Band | Unowned |
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Jesse Hughes | Aslo's Camp Band | Unowned |
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Brian O'Connor | Aslo's Camp Band | Unowned |
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Gene Trautmann | Aslo's Camp Band | Unowned |
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Kenny Yates | Pirate with Heart | Unowned |
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D.J. Dierker | Pirate | Unowned |
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Taran Killam | Pirate | Unowned |
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Jeremy Rowley | Pirate | Unowned |
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Qiana Chase | Pirate Wench | Unowned |
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Jillian Grace | Pirate Wench | Unowned |
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Masha Lund | Pirate Wench | Unowned |
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Pollyanna Uruena | Pirate Wench | Unowned |
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Sara Jean Underwood | Pirate Wench | Unowned |
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Olivia Hardt | Cribs Faun | Unowned |
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Zee James | Cribs Faun | Unowned |
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Ginny Jones | Cribs Faun | Unowned |
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Britten Kelley | Cribs Faun | Unowned |
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Arielle Vandenberg | Cribs Faun | Unowned |
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Heather Storm | Aslo's Girl | Unowned |
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Irina Voronina | Jogging Girl | Unowned |
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Audra Lynn | Wardrobe Girl | Unowned |
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Darko Belgrade | James Bond | Unowned |
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Brookelyn Freed | Bond Girl | Unowned |
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Sabi Dorr | Blacksmith | Unowned |
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David Whatley-Zepeda | Silas the Monk | Unowned |
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Mike Grief | Prison Guard | Unowned |
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Mary Castro | Breast Bite Woman | Unowned |
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Ron Léroy | Nose Bite Guy | Unowned |
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Thomas Van Tassel | Crotch Bite Guy | Unowned |
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Lichelle D. Ebner | Morphed Mystique | Unowned |
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Paul Zies | Thug | Unowned |
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Roscoe Lee Browne | Narrator (voice) | Unowned |
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Ronald Lee Clark | Oompa Loompa | Unowned |
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Joe Gieb | Oompa Loompa | Unowned |
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Arturo Gil | Oompa Loompa | Unowned |
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Ricardo Gil | Oompa Loompa | Unowned |
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Michael Lee Gogin | Oompa Loompa | Unowned |
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Joseph S. Griffo | Oompa Loompa | Unowned |
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Pancho Moler | Oompa Loompa | Unowned |
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Mighty Mike Murga | Oompa Loompa | Unowned |
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Mark Povinelli | Oompa Loompa | Unowned |
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Jon Simanton | Oompa Loompa | Unowned |
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David Steinberg | Oompa Loompa | Unowned |
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John Tamaki | Oompa Loompa | Unowned |
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Kevin Thompson | Oompa Loompa | Unowned |
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Tyce Diorio | Willy Dance Double | Unowned |
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Richard Steelo Vasquez | Curator Dance Double | Unowned |
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Megan Hiratzka | Dancing Pirate Girl | Unowned |
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Samantha Faye Lee | Dancing Pirate Girl | Unowned |
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Philip Albuquerque | Breakdancing Pirate | Unowned |
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Jaime Burgos III | Breakdancing Pirate | Unowned |
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Oren Michaeli | Breakdancing Pirate | Unowned |
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Frankie DeMiranda | Dancing Soldier | Unowned |
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Chadd Smith | Madd Chadd | Unowned |
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Anwar Burton | Michael Jackson | Unowned |
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Yousef Abu-Taleb | Daniel | Unowned |
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Kevin Hart | Silas (uncredited) | Goutbreak |
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Scott L. Schwartz | Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Monica Ford | The Hot Nun (uncredited) | Unowned |
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John Eric Brown | Warrior (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Dave Gist | Man-Boobs! (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Jon Overgaauw | Oompa Loompa (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Donna Russo | Oompa Loompa (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Phillip Sanchez | Monk (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Matt Weinglass | Warrior (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Michelle Lang | Bond Girl | Unowned |