What a Mess!
Vladimir Menshov1995-06-06
6.7
143 min
The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
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Valeriy Garkalin | Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow | Unowned |
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Vera Alentova | Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow | Unowned |
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Inna Churikova | Praskov'ya Alekseyevna Krolikova | Unowned |
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Leonid Kuravlyov | USA ambassador | Unowned |
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Lyubov Polishchuk | Jennifer, Ambassador's wife | Unowned |
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Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy | Ambassador's bodyguard | Unowned |
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Irina Apeksimova | Step performer / Violinist from Conservatory | Unowned |
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Sergey Batalov | lieutenant | Unowned |
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Igor Ugolnikov | Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich | Unowned |
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Lev Borisov | Mafiosi | Unowned |
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Aleksei Buldakov | pilot | Unowned |
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Yuriy Chernov | Suitcase carrier | Unowned |
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Rolan Bykov | Head of Mafia / Brilliant's buyer | Unowned |
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Vladimir Menshov | Russian President / Commentator on TV | Unowned |
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Armen Dzhigarkhanyan | Kozyulski | Unowned |
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Oleg Tabakov | Sukhodrishchev | Unowned |
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Anatoliy Kuznetsov | Father | Unowned |
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Mikhail Kokshenov | Ambassador's bodyguard | Unowned |
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Nonna Mordyukova | Registry Office Worker | Unowned |
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Valeriy Nikolaev | Step performer | Unowned |
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Vsevolod Sanayev | music lover | Unowned |
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Yevgeni Vesnik | Doctor | Unowned |
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Pyotr Merkuryev | Meloman | Unowned |
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Oleg Efremov | Nikolay Grigoryevich | Unowned |
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Boris Smorchkov | General | Unowned |
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Sergei Artsybashev | Registry Office Worker | Unowned |
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Viktor Gajnov | Kvazimodo | Unowned |
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Vladimir Shiryaev | Unowned | |
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Yuriy Kuzmenkov | man with a goat | Unowned |
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Inna Kara-Mosko | Carol's friend | Unowned |
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Evgeniy Gerchakov | director of the orchestra | Unowned |
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Arkadiy Koval | TV announcer | Unowned |
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Yevgeni Aleksandrov | reporter | Unowned |
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Valeriy Afanasyev | geologist Anatoliy Ivanov | Unowned |
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Sergey Gabrielyan | Ravil Beliletdinov | Unowned |
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Tatyana Kravchenko | Bronislava Rosenbaum | Unowned |
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Vladimir Gusev | general | Unowned |
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Ivan Martynov | mobster | Unowned |
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Sergey Ruban | mobster | Unowned |
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Nina Alisova | music lover | Unowned |
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Klavdiya Kozlyonkova | passenger (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Marina Golub | director of the Philharmonic | Unowned |
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Aleksandr Ryzhkov | Unowned | |
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Andrey Zvyagintsev | episode (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Evgeniy Kuleshov | Unowned | |
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Aleksandr Gorbachev | Unowned | |
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Maxim Glotov | traffic cop | Unowned |
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Anatoly Kalmykov | Unowned |