What a Mess!
Vladimir Menshov1995-03-30
6.522
143 min
A Russian crook steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Valeriy Garkalin | Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow | Unowned |
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Vera Alentova | Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow | Unowned |
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Inna Churikova | Praskov'ya Krolikova | Unowned |
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Armen Dzhigarkhanyan | Kozyulski | Unowned |
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Igor Ugolnikov | Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich | Unowned |
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Sergey Batalov | Lieutenant | Unowned |
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Rolan Bykov | Brilliant's buyer | Unowned |
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Leonid Kuravlyov | USA ambassador | Unowned |
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Lyubov Polishchuk | Jennifer, Ambassador's wife | Unowned |
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Oleg Efremov | Nikolay Grigoryevich | Unowned |
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Oleg Tabakov | Sukhodrishchev | Unowned |
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Aleksandr Voroshilo | Kozma | Unowned |
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Nonna Mordyukova | Registry Office Worker | Unowned |
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Sergei Artsybashev | Registry Office Worker | Unowned |
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Yevgeni Vesnik | Doctor | Unowned |
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Evgeniy Gerchakov | Director of the Orchestra | Unowned |
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Arkadiy Koval | TV Announcer | Unowned |
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Yevgeni Aleksandrov | Reporter | Unowned |
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Irina Apeksimova | Step performer | Unowned |
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Valery Nikolaev | Step performer | Unowned |
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Valery Afanasyev | Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov | Unowned |
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Sergey Gabrielyan | Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov | Unowned |
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Tatyana Kravchenko | Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum | Unowned |
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Yuriy Chernov | Suitcase carrier | Unowned |
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Vladimir Gusev | General | Unowned |
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Gennady Matveev | General | Unowned |
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Boris Smorchkov | General | Unowned |
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Yuriy Kuzmenkov | man with a goat | Unowned |
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Lev Borisov | Mafiosi | Unowned |
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Viktor Gajnov | Mafiosi | Unowned |
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Ivan Martynov | Mafiosi | Unowned |
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Sergey Ruban | Mafiosi | Unowned |
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Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy | Ambassador's bodyguard | Unowned |
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Mikhail Kokshenov | Ambassador's bodyguard | Unowned |
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Inna Kara-Mosko | Carol's friend | Unowned |
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Nina Alisova | Meloman | Unowned |
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Vsevolod Sanayev | Meloman | Unowned |
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Anatoliy Kuznetsov | Father | Unowned |
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Vladimir Menshov | Russian President | Unowned |
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Aleksei Buldakov | Unowned | |
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Marina Golub | Unowned | |
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Aleksey Yakubov | Unowned | |
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Elena Bushueva | Unowned | |
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Aleksandr Nikitchenko | Unowned | |
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O. Puchkova | Unowned | |
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Aleksandr Ryzhkov | Unowned | |
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Pyotr Merkuryev | Unowned | |
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Lyudmila Velikaya | Unowned | |
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Olga Streltsova | Unowned | |
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Viktor Eltsov | Unowned | |
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T. Chudotvortseva | Unowned | |
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Ira Davydova | Unowned | |
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Natasha Davydova | Unowned | |
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Lyudmila Larionova | Unowned | |
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Vyacheslav Solovyov | Unowned | |
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Ekaterina Krol | Unowned | |
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Anatoly Kalmykov | Unowned | |
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Maxim Glotov | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Pavel Remnyov | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Timur Kogan | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Klavdiya Kozlyonkova | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Andrey Zvyagintsev | journalist (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Oleg Kozhemyakin | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Leonid Aleksandrov | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Irina Borodulina | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Aleksandr Gorbachev | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Irina Davydova | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Vladimir Shiryaev | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Evgeniy Kuleshov | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Lev Guzhnovskiy | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Lyubov Rudenko | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Sergey Labyrin | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Vyacheslav Ushanov | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Andrey Tunik | (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Sergey Ershov | (uncredited) | Unowned |