What a Mess!

Vladimir Menshov
1995-03-30


6.522
143 min

A Russian crook steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.

Cast

Name Character Team
Valeriy Garkalin Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow Unowned
Vera Alentova Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow Unowned
Inna Churikova Praskov'ya Krolikova Unowned
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan Kozyulski Unowned
Igor Ugolnikov Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich Unowned
Sergey Batalov Lieutenant Unowned
Rolan Bykov Brilliant's buyer Unowned
Leonid Kuravlyov USA ambassador Unowned
Lyubov Polishchuk Jennifer, Ambassador's wife Unowned
Oleg Efremov Nikolay Grigoryevich Unowned
Oleg Tabakov Sukhodrishchev Unowned
Aleksandr Voroshilo Kozma Unowned
Nonna Mordyukova Registry Office Worker Unowned
Sergei Artsybashev Registry Office Worker Unowned
Yevgeni Vesnik Doctor Unowned
Evgeniy Gerchakov Director of the Orchestra Unowned
Arkadiy Koval TV Announcer Unowned
Yevgeni Aleksandrov Reporter Unowned
Irina Apeksimova Step performer Unowned
Valery Nikolaev Step performer Unowned
Valery Afanasyev Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov Unowned
Sergey Gabrielyan Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov Unowned
Tatyana Kravchenko Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum Unowned
Yuriy Chernov Suitcase carrier Unowned
Vladimir Gusev General Unowned
Gennady Matveev General Unowned
Boris Smorchkov General Unowned
Yuriy Kuzmenkov man with a goat Unowned
Lev Borisov Mafiosi Unowned
Viktor Gajnov Mafiosi Unowned
Ivan Martynov Mafiosi Unowned
Sergey Ruban Mafiosi Unowned
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy Ambassador's bodyguard Unowned
Mikhail Kokshenov Ambassador's bodyguard Unowned
Inna Kara-Mosko Carol's friend Unowned
Nina Alisova Meloman Unowned
Vsevolod Sanayev Meloman Unowned
Anatoliy Kuznetsov Father Unowned
Vladimir Menshov Russian President Unowned
Aleksei Buldakov Unowned
Marina Golub Unowned
Aleksey Yakubov Unowned
Elena Bushueva Unowned
Aleksandr Nikitchenko Unowned
O. Puchkova Unowned
Aleksandr Ryzhkov Unowned
Pyotr Merkuryev Unowned
Lyudmila Velikaya Unowned
Olga Streltsova Unowned
Viktor Eltsov Unowned
T. Chudotvortseva Unowned
Ira Davydova Unowned
Natasha Davydova Unowned
Lyudmila Larionova Unowned
Vyacheslav Solovyov Unowned
Ekaterina Krol Unowned
Anatoly Kalmykov Unowned
Maxim Glotov (uncredited) Unowned
Pavel Remnyov (uncredited) Unowned
Timur Kogan (uncredited) Unowned
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova (uncredited) Unowned
Andrey Zvyagintsev journalist (uncredited) Unowned
Oleg Kozhemyakin (uncredited) Unowned
Leonid Aleksandrov (uncredited) Unowned
Irina Borodulina (uncredited) Unowned
Aleksandr Gorbachev (uncredited) Unowned
Irina Davydova (uncredited) Unowned
Vladimir Shiryaev (uncredited) Unowned
Evgeniy Kuleshov (uncredited) Unowned
Lev Guzhnovskiy (uncredited) Unowned
Lyubov Rudenko (uncredited) Unowned
Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara (uncredited) Unowned
Sergey Labyrin (uncredited) Unowned
Vyacheslav Ushanov (uncredited) Unowned
Andrey Tunik (uncredited) Unowned
Sergey Ershov (uncredited) Unowned