Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Keith Allen | Patrick | Unowned |
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Warren Clarke | Nigel | Unowned |
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Adrian Edmondson | Michael | Unowned |
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Peter Wyngarde | Mr Kendel | Unowned |
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Peter Richardson | Dave | Unowned |
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Gary Olsen | Steve | Unowned |
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Lia Williams | Lucy | Unowned |
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Gwen Watford | Mrs Kendel | Unowned |
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Linda Henry | Jackie | Unowned |
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Julian Firth | Leonard | Unowned |
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Steven O'Donnell | Rollon | Unowned |
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Deborah Benson | Victoria | Unowned |
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Kwabena Manso | Jermone | Unowned |
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Karen Drury | Debs | Unowned |
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Paul Mark Elliott | Corky | Unowned |
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Rupert Farley | Mad Mickey | Unowned |
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Derrick Branche | Chris | Unowned |
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Dave Atkins | Charlie | Unowned |
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Betsy Brantley | Vanessa | Unowned |
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Pat O'Toole | Trish | Unowned |
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Sophie Thursfield | Katie | Unowned |
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Tania Coleridge | Simone | Unowned |
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Richard Ridings | Yob 1 | Unowned |
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Stewart Harwood | Yob 2 | Unowned |
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Malcolm Hardee | Ticket Collector | Unowned |
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Timothy Milsom | Student | Unowned |
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Harry Burton | The Editor | Unowned |
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Winston Dennis | Bouncer | Unowned |
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Antonio | Handsome Man | Unowned |
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Lily Allen | Child in Promo | Unowned |
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Alfie Allen | Child in Promo | Unowned |
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Sarah Owen | Child in Promo | Unowned |
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Ruby Platts-Mills | Child in Promo | Unowned |
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Roland Platts-Mills | Child in Promo | Unowned |
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Liesl Hinkley | Child in Promo | Unowned |
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Lara Hinkley | Child in Promo | Unowned |
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Terence Oswald Wilson (Astro) | Self | Unowned |
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Ali Campbell | Self | Unowned |
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Robin Campbell | Self | Unowned |
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Jim Brown | Self | Unowned |
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Earl Falconer | Self | Unowned |
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Norman Hassan | Self | Unowned |
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Henry Tenyue | Self | Unowned |
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Patrick Tenyue | Self | Unowned |
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Brian Travers | Self | Unowned |
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Michael Travers | Self | Unowned |
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Eddie Marsan | Chip Shop Youth (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Derek Jarman | Workman (uncredited) | Unowned |