Mean Machine
Barry Skolnick2001-12-26
It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!
6.2
99 min
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
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Vinnie Jones | Danny Meehan | Unowned |
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David Kelly | Doc | Unowned |
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David Hemmings | Governor | Unowned |
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Ralph Brown | Burton | Unowned |
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Vas Blackwood | Massive | Unowned |
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Robbie Gee | Trojan | Unowned |
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Geoff Bell | Ratchett | Unowned |
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John Forgeham | Sykes | Unowned |
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Sally Phillips | Tracey | Unowned |
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Danny Dyer | Billy the Limpet | Unowned |
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Jason Flemyng | Bob Likely | Unowned |
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Jason Statham | Monk | Unowned |
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Martin Wimbush | Z | Unowned |
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David Reid | Barman | Unowned |
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David Cropman | Second Barman | Unowned |
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Tim Perrin | Policeman | Unowned |
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Paul Mari | Policeman | Unowned |
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Nicholas Moss | Hayter | Unowned |
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Stephen Walters | Nitro | Unowned |
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Andrew Grainger | Ketch | Unowned |
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Jamie Sives | Chiv | Unowned |
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Adam Fogerty | Mouse | Unowned |
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Rocky Marshall | Cigs | Unowned |
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Elwin 'Chopper' David | Jerome McFife | Unowned |
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Omid Djalili | Raj | Unowned |